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I hate when my phone dies and I can’t get to a charger for like an hour. What happened while I was gone? Is Kate still married to William? How old is Blue Ivy? Who is the president Idk man my phone died

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going back to school after a break is like when you pause a video game to go pee and when you come back you forget how intense and chaotic everything was when you paused it and the second you unpause it all your enemies collectively punch you in the face

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Ed Sheeran vs. Everyone else

Normal guy: I really want to kiss you.
Ed Sheeran: All I want is the taste that your lips allow.
Normal guy: Let's cuddle.
Ed Sheeran: Cover me up cuddle me in lie down with me and hold me in your arms.
Normal guy: I want to hug you.
Ed Sheeran: I was made to keep your body warm but I'm cold as the wind blows so hold me in your arms.
Normal guy: She's a crack whore prostitute.
Ed Sheeran: And in a pipe she flies to the Motherland or sells love to another man.
Noraml guy: Marry me?
Ed Sheeran: Settle down with me and I'll be your safety you'll be my lady.
Normal guy: I'm sad and lonely.
Ed Sheeran: 'Cause lately I've been waking up alone, paint splattered teardrops on my shirt.
Normal guy: I'm going to get wasted and sleep with someone else to forget about you.
Ed Sheeran: I wanna be drunk when I wake up on the right side of the wrong bed
Normal guy: Expect me to drunk diall you later.
Ed Sheeran: And that tonight I'll call ya, after my blood is drowning in alcohol.

Found all my old scripts… I’m never gonna finish packing.


Girl With a Pearl Earring (detail) Vermeer, 1665

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